crazypregnantwife
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11:22:31 am on January 30, 2011 |
Who ya gonna call?
Steve, 41, Broomfield, CO
I have three kids and the theme throughout all 3 pregnancies was the same.
My wife asked me to cook her Spaghetti. I made an excuse why I didn’t want to. She called 911.
My wife asked me to turn off a Broncos game that was in OT. I made an excuse why I didn’t want to. She called 911.
My wife asked me to buy her a new house (6 months after we just bought a house). I made an excuse why I didn’t want to. She called 911.
My wife wanted to buy a Porsche when we can barely afford a Honda Civic. I made an excuse why I didn’t want to. She called 911.
My advice to all men, just tell your pregnant wife “yes”, and hope she forgets about it later.
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